There once was a fellow named Cap
Who was like the proverbial cat.
While he was away,
The mice they did play,
And Cap's blog they chose to attack.
If the super-sized mosquitoes in Manley Hot Springs haven't carried him off, Cap is still there and still can't access the internet.
I wonder if he turned off his Wi-Fi? Wait. I take that back. Once he's back in touch, I can't play with his blog.