JUL 24, 12 .. All just for naught BY Gullible ..

Cap went to Manley

With cameras galore,

And then he drove north

The land to explore.

He took lots of photos

That he planned to upload,

And so excited was he,

He thought he’d explode.

He loaded up all

He thought he would need,

His laptop and cameras

And a gallon of DEET.

One hundred per cent

It said on the can,

Of DEET, that is,

According to plan.

He also took coils

To burn where he sat,

And Buhach and Ben’s

And a skeeter net hat.

 

Alas and alack,

It was all just for naught,

He couldn’t log on

To the blog that he sought.

 

Simultaneously shooting

A spray meant for bear,
He tried and he tried
(but no signal was there).

Mosquitoes so thick

Like a Biblical plague,

So persistent they’d drive

A sane man to rage.

So he left me a message

And his password he gave,

But he never suspected

All the mischief I’d make.